Satellite's a solid go to for a beer or drink with a massive outdoor or indoor hangout. Ding it one star for the food quality and it's associated price; it needs to be cheaper or the food needs to impress more at it's current prices (A+ prices for B+ food).
What a fun place to go! Great service and food. The back patio is awesome! Thanks, I will be back.
We had lunch at the Satellite when the weather was iffy and chilly. The patio is fully enclosed and warm. The food was very good and service was also good. A great place to relax have good food and watch a soccer game.
Ordered a burger and fries they were both pretty good. Beer was cold. The outdoor area was pretty fantastic, they have a lot of outdoor games to play and several TVs. Had a few kids with our group who really enjoyed the giant jenga. The server we had was really attentive and didn't seemed bothered by our large group, she was really attentive and always made sure we had what we needed.
This is our favorite sports bar EVER.The people who work here are so friendly and they give great service. The food is really good bar food. good selection of beers.The Covered, outside area Is AMAZING.. Big TVs everywhere. There's a horse show pit and a small basketball throwing area. picnic tables, heaters.
There is a bartender by the name of Kel, who is inattentive and unresponsive, I know this is a high volume bar but in the day time its very slow and she negates orders to sit outside and drink and chat on her phone instead. Maybe don’t have someone open the bar whose visibly intoxicated by 1 pm.
I live in the neighborhood, and had been a few times before, but never again.Go to Haymaker on Killingsworth for better food. (Chances are that Dave will be manning the bar. He's a cool dude.)Or, go to Seraveza (also on Killingsworth) for better ambiance, and a huge selection of beers.As for Satellite? The food is okay, but they're jerks. And that's enough reason to fail in Portland, because there are so many other places to choose from that get the fundamentals right. Not least is Satellite's uneven customer service (as in other reviews, I experienced it too), but also they're really bad neighbors, regularly ignoring Portland noise ordinances with some overpowered outdoor speakers. They really do not care about the neighborhood in the least.Maybe you don't mind supporting a business that's a bad neighbor or not. But you can find better spots for both food and atmosphere, just in walking distance from this place.
Awesome sports bar recommended by a friend. Sweet patio with multiple TV's. We didn't get food, but what we saw looked appealing. Decent taplist. Would definitely go again!
Great space, but poor execution. Nachos would have been over priced at $6, but at 15 they are pathetic. Beer is cool, not cold. You walk in and are so excited then the wheels come off. Too bad could be amazing.
Imagine putting a buffalo chicken sandwich on your menu and then on purpose making sure it does not taste good. 2 stars because it has lot of TVs to numb the pain.