Squat & Gobble Café

1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco - 94127
265 reviews
American Creperies
(415) 665-9900

Breakfast here is amazing and the service is always family friendly here. Try this place out whenever you get the chance.

Squat and Gobble is a long standing SF brunch place where you will find locals eating.Their quality have decreased though, the huevos rancheros and fresh squeeze orange juice were good but the beans were undercooked and way too spicy.Their orange juice is DELICIOUS.The capuccino was more like a latte and with no flavor.The holandaise sauce and lox were good, the potatoes were excelent.

Really great brunch spot with plenty of seating and selection.Would recommend the benedicts or crepes.

Really great brunch spot with plenty of seating and selection.Would recommend the benedicts or crepes.

Disappointed. My friends and I went expecting to enjoy a nice breakfast before school. We got french toast and blueberry pancakes; french toast was decent but the syrup and side butter tasted like nothing. Absolutely nothing. No flavor what so ever. The blueberry pancakes were soggy and the blueberries did not seem like REAL blueberries. Everything was either overly sweet or favorless. 4/10 wouldn’t recommend

After ordering 3 dishes, our food was out within minutes-that was nice! I ordered the chicken and mushroom crepe which came with a side of fruit. The crepe was delicious and cooked to perfection. It was stuffed enough with yummy chicken, basil, cheese and veggies-needless to say I was stuffed after eating half of it.The proportions are very reasonable, meaning pretty hefty which also means you definitely get your moneys worth here.

We came in for our friend's birthday. The server, the bus boy, the host, were all extremely accommodating. One dish was cold so we sent it back, but they were happy to heat it up for the birthday girl. At the end of the meal, the brought her an amazing crepe with candles on top to wish her a happy birthday. The service alone will bring me back to this place.

Located right next to the subway station, this gem was a good experience for 3 reasons:1. Pay up front and get food at the table2. Fast & tasty food3. Water was refilledThanks everyone.

I love the food here. My two favorite dishes are the Mexican chicken salad and the steak rigatoni. My husband usually gets the fried chicken sandwich. They prepare the food quickly and yet the food always taste great.

the place is always cold, the food is very good. put a climate or heater